I am Zerotonin (in most circumstances)

I am still alive (which means I'm currently breathing somewhere in this planet)

I have Two(2) Eyes (like most of you do)

I am in your computer, watching (at least for now)

I have Two(2) Hands

Thus, I make nonsense (this statement is true)

I have One(1) Mouth

Thus, I talkĀ nonsense, too (this statement is not false either)


I am done here (I presume?)