I am Zerotonin (in most circumstances)
I am still alive (which means I'm currently breathing somewhere in this planet)
I have Two(2) Eyes (like most of you do)
I am in your computer, watching (at least for now)
I have Two(2) Hands
Thus, I make nonsense (this statement is true)
I have One(1) Mouth
Thus, I talkĀ nonsense, too (this statement is not false either)
I am done here (I presume?)